Sirrus meets Blinko

Sirrus meets Blinko

by Timothy Bettencourt

WARNER BROTHERS LOT-DAY
Sirrus and the Warners are running from Ralph the guard who was chasing them with a net.
RALPH: Daaaa...stop!
SIRRUS: (impersonating him) Daaaa....I don't thinks so.
He and the Warners leap into an open garbage can. Ralph looks in and a klang is heard and he falls on his back unconcious. Sirrus and the Warners pop out wearing a giant boxing glove.
YAKKO: Whoa! Dumber than advertized.
They then hear a loud engine and follow it and see a large truck pulling into a sound stage and Thadeus Plotz watching over it.. They walk over and tap his shoulder.
PLOTZ: Yes?
YAKKO: What ya up to?
PLOTZ: We just bought a bunch of stuff from Disney.
Wakko makes a gookie face.
SIRRUS: Why would Disney sell something to Warner Brothers?
PLOTZ: Beats me. All I know is that it came at a bargain price.
the truck empties the last of it's contents and drives away. They all lokk inside and are surprised at what they see. Most of the contents are props from the film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", mainly Acme Products, but some is from shows such as "Bonkers" and "DarkWing Duck". Sirrus is drawn to a safe labeled ACME Anti Toon Trick Vault. He goes over to it and taps on it and double takes when he hears a set of taps from inside.
SIRRUS: There's someone in here!
PLOTZ: (nervous) NO! I-I mean that's...th-that's not possible.
YAKKO: Yeah! No one could fit in there.
WAKKO: Let's just leave it locked forever!
DOT: In some abandoned warehouse that noone would go to.
SIRRUS: Oh come on! I'm not gonna let some poor soul stay stuck in here.
Sirrus then turns a few times on the dial and the door clicks open.
PLOTZ/WARNERS: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The door opens to reveal a Warner. This one is a male, with a height that is between Yakko and Wakko, with a fairly muscular build. He wore a white muscle shirt and a pair of blue shorts. He wore his ears in a rat tail. He steps out of the safe and sees the Warners and Plotz and smiles slyly.
???: Hello, friends.
They all scream and hide behind Sirrus.
SIRRUS: (to the Warner) Hi, I'm Sirrus Dragonskunk. You can call me Lakko.
???: Pleased to meet you. I'm Blinko.
Sirrus reaches behind him and pulls out Plotz and the Warners.
SIRRUS: What's with you?
PLOTZ/WARNERS: He's a nut! He's ruthless! He's insane!
SIRRUS: He's family, is'nt he?
YAKKO: Well...yes.
SIRRUS: Then don't you think he should get a little respect?
BLINKO: Thanks, pal. (holds out his hand) Put her there!
Sirrus takes his hand but receives a shock. Blinko holds out his hand to reveal a buzzer.
SIRRUS: Least I'm not the only one who likes that gag.
WARNERS: He just shocked you!
SIRRUS: It's just a joke. Man, I would have thought you would be better sports about getting the bad end of a gag.
BLINKO: I think I just found my new best friend.
SIRRUS: So, how did you end up in that safe?
BLINKO: They put me there.
Sirrus glares at the Warners and Plotz who all grin nervously.
BLINKO: Plotz had me made to keep the Warners in line. But he wanted to be his little servant and follow his rules.
SIRRUS: HA!!! Talk about dumber than advertized!
BLINKO: So he and the Warners worked together to get rid of me and locked me up in that safe and put me in Euro Disneyland.
SIRRUS: EURODISNEY?!?!?!?!?!
BLINKO: That's what I said.
Sirus' jaw hits the ground in shock.
SIRRUS: Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.
BLINKO: I actually got out once.
SIRRUS: Really?
BLINKO: But then I got tailed by some pink crazy skunk.
SIRRUS: Bimbette?
BLINKO: How'd you know?
SIRRUS: Trust me. I know how THAT woman can be.
Blinko shrugs and they shake. The Warners and Plotz look completely shocked.
SIRRUS: All it takes is a little understanding and compassion.
PLOTZ: Why did'nt I think of that?
SIRRUS: Cause your heart's in your wallet.
Plotz looks frustrated and walks away. The others shrug and head back to the tower. Blinko is then grabbed by a large pink furry tail and he is pulled nose to nose to Bimbette the skunk and his eyes widen in fear.
BIMBETTE: Miss me, Baby?
Blinko then flashes and disappears and reforms next to the Warners.
SIRRUS: Nice trick, Blink-
Blinko glares at Sirrus, who grins sheepishly.
SIRRUS.
Blinko then spin changes into Goko from Dragonball Z.
BLINKO: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Blinko fires a beam of energy at Bimbette and a massive explosion consumes her. When the smoke clears, Bimbette is gone.
SIRRUS: you vaporized her.
Blinko feels a tap on his shoulder and turns and sees Bimbette and his eyes bulge out in fear and he dashes away and Bimbette skips after him.
SIRRUS: Talk about a first class bimbo.
YAKKO: You'd think getting blown up would be a hint that he's not interested.
WAKKO: Welp, looks like he's busy for now.
DOT: Yeah let's head back to the tower.
Wakko and Dot turn to leave, but Sirrus and Yakko stop them by grabbing their tails.
SIRRUS: we're gonna help him.
YAKKO: He's family.
Wakko and Dot both sigh in frustration but follow their brothers as the dash after Blinko.
WARNER BROTHERS LOT-DAY
Blinko is running frantically through alley ways until he runs into Bimbette standing next to Vegeta from Dragonball Z.
BIMBETTE: Since you like to play rough, I found someone who can play rougher.
Vegeta transforms into his Super Saiyan form and grins evilly, but Blinko looks deadly serious and spin changes into goku and goes into Super Saiyan 3 mode. Vegeta looks shocked at first, but prepares to fight. The two then engage in a vicious battle. Both pour enormous energy into their blows, but Blinko gains an upper hand and eventually, Vegeta is beaten badly and he falls to the ground, wounded and exhausted. As Blinko is about to deal the finishing blow, he returns to his normal form and falls to the ground and flattens against it. He pulls himself up and pops back to normal and he sees Vegeta glaring at him. He grins sheepishly and hides behind Bimbette as Vegeta prepares to fire a blast of energy.
BIMBETTE: Wait! we had a deal!
VEGETA: Deal's off! He may not be Kakarot, but he is MINE!!!
He fires the blast, which blows away Bimbette while Blinko is unaffected by the blast. Vegeta grabs him by the throat and Blinko teleports behind Vegeta and Vegeta roars in anger. He tries to land a powerful punch o him, but Blinko telports again. this continuos for 3 minutes until vegeta is exhausted and is on his knees. Bliko then spin changes into the terminator.
BLINKO: Asta la vista, Vegy.
He then pulls out a massive mallet and knocks Vegeta out with it. He then spins back to normal as the Warners and Sirrus walk up.
SIRRUS: Did we miss anything?
BLINKO: Not really. I fought a crazy warrior, Bimbette got blown away.
SIRRUS: Ah! The usual stuff.
Minerva Mink then walks out of a near by studio stage.
MINERVA: What in the world is going on here?
Blinko's head spin like a top and his eyes bulge out as hearts. His legs then spin as he tries to dash for Minerva, Sirrus grabs him by the tail and glares at him.
SIRRUS: This is my girlfriend, Minerva Mink.
Blinko sags with sadness.
MINERVA: Is he looking for a girlfriend?
Blinko: I'd certainly would'nt mind.
MINERVA: Wait right here.
Minerva walks back into the sound stage and a few moments later, she walks out with a red headed, white furred mink wearing a green tank top and black jeans.
SIRRUS/WARNERS: Hi, Trudy.
TRUDY: Hi, gu-
Trudy stands in awe when she sees Blinko and her tongues rools out into a pile. She pulls her tail and her tongue returns to her mouth and she howls like a wolf and her eyes bulge out and she dashes and sweeps Blinko into her arms and covers him in kisses.
TRUDY: You are sooooo hot!
Blinko smiles slyly and wags his brow.
BLINKO: I could get used to this.
The screen then irises out to black.

THE END